I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
Randomize
