haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
Randomize
