How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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