hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
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