His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
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