its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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