my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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