dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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