Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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