Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
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