i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
foreskin is a definite game changer
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
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