hell yes lets make some ravioli
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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