yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Never joke about your clitoris.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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