just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
god damn woman. you are like the herpes of drunk texting. you never go away.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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