So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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