Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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