"it" just moved
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
She told me I should be a condom model.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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