dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
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