Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
He called me "the Joe Montana of blowies." Not sure if that is an accomplishment or an insult, but going off of the amount of condensation on the windows of my car, I'm gonna just do a little touchdown dance and pass out.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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