Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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