i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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