He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
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