doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
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