Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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