Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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