I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
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