): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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