I accidentally had phone sex last night
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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