Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
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