He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
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