The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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