I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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