I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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