Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
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