Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
Fuck appropriateness.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
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