TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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