Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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