Hey man sorry I got all grabby
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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