Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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