I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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