I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
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