i just google imaged poop.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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