Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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