there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
