Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
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