I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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