how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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