he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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