So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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