i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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