Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
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